I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
— Oscar Wilde (@BestOscarWilde) June 24, 2014
Can’t wait to hit up every Cracker Barrel, Waffle House, Hooters & Olive Garden on these upcoming Prismatic World Tour dates! ????????????
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) June 19, 2014
in carlebration of team usa’s soccor winn, tihs tweet was tryrped by my fweert.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 18, 2014
Whenever someone introduces themselves, say, “Oh, that’s the same name as my boat!” then moonwalk away.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) June 20, 2014
My new hobby is sidling up behind my mother and whispering “you’re so Goddamned beautiful.” She’s like SHUT UP.
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 17, 2014