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I have so many plans for that Segway.

— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) July 24, 2014

.@THofacker When you’re afraid or scared- take a moment to observe. There is something brilliant to be learned. #RunningWildwithZ

— Zac Efron (@ZacEfron) July 26, 2014

Beauty has no expiration date. #ComeGetItBae http://t.co/5EA4ebSa2e

— Pharrell Williams (@Pharrell) July 23, 2014

I am the perfect person to chaperone a party… I can smell vodka from a mile away.

— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) July 21, 2014

If you live right, things happen right. -Walt Disney

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) July 22, 2014

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	Simon Pegg @simonpegg “I just don’t believe there is a big man in the sky, sitting on a cloud. I mean, he’d break it wouldn’t he?” You have to love kid logic.
	Joss Whedon @josswhedon 50 is the new 30! 30 is the new 10! 10 yr olds r yet to come Ghosts r future regrets We r the house we r haunting 50 is the new old.
	Josh Radnor @JoshRadnor God, grant me the strength to never start playing Candy Crush.
	Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman Tie a string around your finger to remember to hold your head up high
	Mindy Kaling @mindykaling We had the worst Indian food for dinner at work but I feel like I can’t say it sucked ‘cause then I have to do a panel about it or something