“My soul knew something that my body and my mind didn’t know. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other fearlessly and forever. Which is why it’s never really felt like I was getting to know you, it’s always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime you and I have ever lived we’ve chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over again for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I’ve found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, Will you marry me?”
– Blaine in S5E1 “Love Love Love”
“If I don’t express my venom at least once a day, I get constipated.”
– Santana in S5E13 “New Directions”
“He was the first cool kid to be nice to any of us, and he was our leader in here. We love you, Finn.”
– Mercedes in S5E3 “The Quarterback
“We’re probably just as doomed as every other sad, broken, backwards relationship that ever started in this Jesus- and love-forsaken choir room.”
– Kitty about her and Artie in Season 5 Episode 1 “Love Love Love”
“Ever since Finn died, I’ve been going about my business, but I’ve also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.”
– Kurt in S5E5 “The End of Twerking”
“I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.”
– June in S5E18 “Back-Up Plan”
“You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.”
– Rachel in S5E15 “Bash”
“I would much rather be running this race with you than against you.”
– Kurt in S5E16 “Tested”
“I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he’d be teaching here and I’d walk through those doors and I would just say ‘I’m home’ and then we would live happily ever after.”
– Rachel in S5E3 “The Quarterback”
“He was such a good guy. I’ll never get to tell him. There’s no lesson here. There’s no happy ending. There’s just nothing. He’s just gone. He would have made an excellent teacher.”
– Sue in S5E3 “The Quarterback”