I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

— Oscar Wilde (@BestOscarWilde) June 24, 2014

Can’t wait to hit up every Cracker Barrel, Waffle House, Hooters & Olive Garden on these upcoming Prismatic World Tour dates! 🇺🇸🍩🍳🍗🍝

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) June 19, 2014

in carlebration of team usa’s soccor winn, tihs tweet was tryrped by my fweert.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) June 18, 2014

Whenever someone introduces themselves, say, “Oh, that’s the same name as my boat!” then moonwalk away.

— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) June 20, 2014

My new hobby is sidling up behind my mother and whispering “you’re so Goddamned beautiful.” She’s like SHUT UP.

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) June 17, 2014