FIRST THEY ASK YOU then you ignore them THEN THEY BEG YOU then you ignore them THEN THEY OFFER FOOD then you win

— Sockamillion (@sockington) August 31, 2014

Thank you 4 all your love & support it goes without saying that this is 1 of the worst days of my life! We all must stay strong 4 @MelRivers

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) September 5, 2014

You can always rely on the beat dropping.

— Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) September 5, 2014

have no regrets except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

— Teenagers (@yoteens) September 6, 2014

I’ve never been upset with something more than I am with puberty. I have to shave everyday and I will never be in the NBA

— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) September 5, 2014