FYI to all new IPHONE 6 buyers, there will also be a free selfie of me already in ur photo roll ðŸ’
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) September 17, 2014
“Why do cats get to poop in the house?” – every dog in the world
— BuzzFeed Animals (@BuzzFeedAnimals) September 17, 2014
How do you file for moral bankruptcy?
— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) September 20, 2014
The new single is called Steal My Girl! You can listen to it on 29th September
— liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) September 14, 2014
Just had a 67 yr. old man tell me “I’m just like you” & the feeling was definitely mutual. Mental illness does not discriminate. #b4stage4
— Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) September 17, 2014